VD's 

Vodka diets, the best drink around low cals and always gets a good buzz. Always a good night with a VD.

Jodi: Sooo what do you want to do tonight?
Ashley: Idk go meet some sexual men and drink VD's?
Jodi: You read my mind.

VD's by llupyelhsa July 28, 2011

VD's 

Nipples that are so big they overlap, just like a Venn Diagram

I hooked up with this girl last night and sorted my jizz in the middle of her VD's

VD's by StomachJuice November 14, 2019

V.D.S. 

See Vaginal Deprivation Syndrome.

I think I'm having V.D.S.; I'm really sore since I haven't even got laid since last year!

V.D.S. by edw007 February 16, 2005

VD Swab 

That Q-Tip stuck up the urethra to either detect or ointment-treat a venereal disease. Also used as a proper noun insult.

Don't call Don a douchebag. That's insulting to people who douche. Don is a goddamned VD Swab, and a terrible human being to boot.

VD Swab by kurtz December 30, 2014

VD Slut

A VD Slut is a chick that is a major whore, and has like a million different venereal diseases.

"I hate that fucking VD Slut. She's so fuckin' slutty I got herpes just looking at her."

"That bitch is such I VD Slut, their no way I would screw her."

VD Slut by Mike Oxbig May 13, 2005

Satan-VD 

A venereal disease given to you by Satan.

" I got Satan-VD"

"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."

Satan-VD by Amanda Bucket July 10, 2010

Scottish VD-UB 

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

Scottish VD-UB by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024