Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.
Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.
by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024
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