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VAGEINSTEIN

(vuh-jine-stine) one smart ass cunt.
It is always entertaining to watch when some VAGEINSTEIN runnin' off @ the mouth cant remember 'righty tighty-lefty loosey' when shes adjusting them big ass bolts in her chicken neck!
VAGEINSTEIN by DiGiTaLnDiZkO February 3, 2015
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vaginstein 

One who is smarter than someone with a penis by nature, because they have a vagina.
He couldn't figure out why his car wouldn't start and being the vaginstein that I am, I had to show him.
vaginstein by T~Mac April 21, 2011

vaginastein 

A term to discribe a male who is pussying out from doing something masculine, for example going out for drinks with the boys.

A male who is acting like he has a huge sloppy vagina.
Dude, stop be a vaginastein
vaginastein by cinci-sam September 1, 2007

vagerstein 

Some one whos being a vag, pussy or bitch.
John, you fuckin' vagerstein
vagerstein by Uestin January 29, 2008

Vaginesteine 

Wow! I was playing scrabble with the neighbor lady today, and it turns out she's a real Vaginesteine when it comes to the dictionary
Vaginesteine by Old Grey Beard September 4, 2010
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