vagnostic

A person who has to deny she is a lesbian because everyone assumes she is.

Hey, I don't go to the Church of Our Lady of Internal Genitalia...I guess you could call me a vagnostic.

by quillian5000 April 21, 2009

fagnostic

A person who denies he is gay because everyone assumes that he is.

"Bruce, you can't make out with Todd, and then tell me you are a fagnostic!"

by quillian5000 April 21, 2009