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Uvulva

That wet, slimy, penis shaped thing in the back of your mouth that just dangles and makes you want to poke it with a stick.
Jimmy poked his uvulva so he could throw up and leave school.
by That Real Guy April 26, 2011
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uvula punching bag

When you fuck a girls mouth violently.
I used her throat as a uvula punching bag.
by Skeeter on Peeter February 5, 2017
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Skeet Dripping Uvula

After a man or woman takes a cum shot in the mouth, it's not uncommon for it to travel near the back of the throat where it tends to drip from the uvula, the dangly thing in front of the throat. This is especially so after a good gargling.

Skeet Dripping Uvulae is the plural form.
Everytime Amanda takes a load in her mouth from various bowlers she enjoys a good gargling. Afterward, she opens wide and it's possible to observe a Skeet Dripping Uvula.
by Skeetling August 27, 2012
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uvula

The dangly thingi in the back of your mouth, needed for ulalating, or vibrating your words.
I cut off my uvula and sewed it where my penis used to be, I'm freaking awsome.
by Uvula Penis February 7, 2007
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Uvula job

An uvula job is when a man stimulates his partner's uvula with his penis. Can be mistaken as a blow job.
Last night I begged Fredric to give me an uvula job.

Baby I love you so much and I want to give you an uvula job.
by Springroll March 28, 2009
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Uvula Slammer

A funny joke. When you laugh so hard it makes your uvula flap back and forth.
Matt: "That joke really cracked me up!!"
Andrew: "Yeah, it was a real Uvula Slammer"
by Matthew Walker May 12, 2006
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uvula piercing

A uvula piercing is a body piercing through the uvula. This is a rare piercing, and although the procedure is relatively simple, many piercers may refuse to perform it. The uvula is an extremely vascular piece of tissue, and heals very rapidly. Uvula piercings may reject, leading to the bisection of the uvula, which although unintentional, is harmless.
gosh man i ould think having a uvula piercing would make you gag but i guess that's very rare
by Piercingprincess June 16, 2008
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