utensil 

n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife

They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.

utensil by floutas December 6, 2006

Utensil  

One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis

1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!

Utensil by SexxyPartyy October 12, 2008

utensil slapped 

absolutely a verb.

To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.

Person 1 says something sexist/racist.

Person 2 utensil slapped that bitchass.

utensil slapped by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010

utensil swearing 

when you are that enraged by someone that you cant for the life of you
seem to think of a decent insult and all that comes out is a random swear word then usually a kitchen utensil of some sort.

twat spatula
dick fork
arse splice
cunt bucket
nob grater
shit strainer

etc

utensil swearing also works with animals to but to a lesser degree

fucking twat donkey etc

utensil swearing by Dimebagchad April 26, 2009

Utensil Poker 

Its the most powerfull weapon in game called chicken invaders

i just got Utensil Poker now i can poke those chickens

Utensil Poker by TON618 August 17, 2022

Writing utensil 

A pencil you dumb f**k

Pass me that writing utensil

Writing utensil by Mebaychy August 28, 2017

Writing Utensil 

The thing i am lacking in school

Me every damn day: Can i have a writing utensil
Friend: say pencil damn it

Writing Utensil by no reeal name, just me February 11, 2022