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A fat midget woman looking creature. Usually hides in basements in Serbia (specifically around Šabac). It loves porn (gay midget porn) and fills basements with cum. It loves to rape it's victims which it catches in the Balkan region, but Its easy for it's victims to escape because the Uroš isn't very athletic since its fat.

Peter went down in to his basement after hearing weird noises from the basement, Upon arival in to the basement he slipped in cum and got stuck in it, then the Uroš approached him and started raping him with his man vagina, while playing loud midget porn sounds on it's radio. After that tragedy Peter was never seen again and its belived that he was consumed by the Uroš's fat belly button and turned in to cheese.

Uroš by Plonkerr February 2, 2020

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Uroš

This word basically means that you are toxic as SHIT and you are manipulative little bitch

Man he is toxic as Uroš
Dude he is being total Uroš today

Uroš by Your_dad_ July 11, 2020

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uros

The best friend and boyfriend you will ever have !! Honest,intelligent,smart and beautiful (inside and out). You can trust him. He will listen, take care of you and be your best friend.He has a unique personality i like it. HE is awesome!!!!
I wish I had a friend like Uros for ever.

Uros is the best

uros by Zuxy January 13, 2012

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Uros

Uros is a serbian name of a boy with a great personality and nice figure. Most people named Uros dont support police support Red Star and have an unusually large penis. He gets pussy on the daily, and he knows it, not very picky with women also

Damn I wish I had a penis like Uros.

Uros by Massive Penis Names November 23, 2021

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Uros

A person who gets absolutely no pussy. He drinks 15 monsters a day. He is above average in video games and he also is on crack most of the time. He will die as a virgin. He shaggs his 2 cats while he is playing warzone. He also destroys his mice and keyboards on daily basis. His dad abuses him with a 12 inch dildo.

Uros is about to get his ass beaten i can feel it in my bones.

Uros by Bakreni April 15, 2020

Uros

Uros is a bunny. Thats it. Nothing else.

A bunny is not cuter than a dog and that's why uros is not cuter than me :)

Uros by Narcis.02 January 10, 2018

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Uros

Uros is biggest guy in the gym and he has closest genetics to Daivd Laid.

OMG Uros is so sexy.

Uros by urkella November 20, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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