1) Jane says to Bob, "I just put 2 quarts of 10w40 gasoline in my car and now it won't start for some reason..." Bob laughs in her face and yells "URNENT!"
2) Two
friends watch as a bird shits on their nemesis, and the splatter of the fecal matter actually spells the letter L on his
head. The
friends look at each other in amazement and remark, "Urnent!"