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A vague word that is perfect for any instance in which another word is not perfectly suited. Akin to the infamous "snoogins" terminology from our Dynamic Duo. However, urnent sometimes connotes befuddlement in the face of extreme ignorance. Created by the cool kids at Emerson Elementary School.
1) Jane says to Bob, "I just put 2 quarts of 10w40 gasoline in my car and now it won't start for some reason..." Bob laughs in her face and yells "URNENT!"

2) Two friends watch as a bird shits on their nemesis, and the splatter of the fecal matter actually spells the letter L on his head. The friends look at each other in amazement and remark, "Urnent!"
urnent by lachrymal December 11, 2007
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Unenthusiastic 

It’s an adjective and it means not having or lacking enthusiasm. If someone is unenthusiastic about something it means they are feeling indifferent, apathetic, passive, phlegmatic, lukewarm, listless, languid, lethargic, emotionless, perfunctory about it.
I’m unenthusiastic about having Malcolm on the team.
Unenthusiastic by AKACroatalin March 24, 2017

unentitlement

The process of unceremoniously removing someone’s undeserved status of entitlement.
It was somewhat gratifying to watch such a wretched person lose everything they had stolen and go through the very public process of unentitlement.
unentitlement by Dr Bunnygirl March 16, 2019
A term used liberally by Lawyers,Bankers, people working in the Finance sector etc to describe something which all too often is not actually urgent but they simply want it done quicker.

quick-urgent
Hey IT Support, my phone is crackling and I must have someone look at it urgently. OR Hi IT Support, I have got a new icon on my desktop and I need to know what it is urgently.

Hey Messengers, I have got some files on my desk for archiving and they must be taken away as a matter of urgency.

Hi payments team, this banking instruction plus the other 1000 I have sent you today are urgent, urgent, urgent.
URGENT by 1mangsy March 26, 2008

Urgent 2k 

If you are a Nigerian guy, you will understand what "URGENT 2K" mean

Even if you're in love with the girl, you go kukuma out immediately
Ole: Tundu! Please, I need urgent 2k

Therefore; Tunde is a member of Stingy Men Association of Nigeria (SMAN)

Tunde: OK, let me see what I can do (na there e end)

Brothers code 301: Save your brother from urgent 2k ladies
Please do all you can to save him from such girls
Urgent 2k by SMAN Executive February 25, 2021

Urgentina 

it needs to be done quickly or asap

alternative way to say urgently

when you want to say urgently and suddenly

suddenly you think of Argentina
I need to go to the bathroom urgentina!
Urgentina by sloppybarbie September 8, 2020

urgentemente 

a funny spanish word meaning 'urgently'

pronounced err-hentay-mentay

it sounded funny i thought it was urban dictionary worthy.

mason said it.
Mason: the word of the day is: urgentemente!

!Yo quiero un taco urgentemente!
urgentemente by danbrown4life January 30, 2008
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