urnest

(being 'truthful') a word usually used in place of the word honest.

libby-"damn i shit my pants again"
darlene-"URNEST TO GOD!"

by Laur-ennn January 27, 2009

urnest

The biggest piece of shit ever, literallt die holy cow nobody likes you.

giselle: elise you’re so urnest!
elise: thanks.

by anonymous June 30, 2022

unrestrained

something not controlled

She her unrestrained approval in front of the whole crowd. She could have been judged for it.

by vishw February 5, 2014

urnent

A vague word that is perfect for any instance in which another word is not perfectly suited. Akin to the infamous "snoogins" terminology from our Dynamic Duo. However, urnent sometimes connotes befuddlement in the face of extreme ignorance. Created by the cool kids at Emerson Elementary School.

1) Jane says to Bob, "I just put 2 quarts of 10w40 gasoline in my car and now it won't start for some reason..." Bob laughs in her face and yells "URNENT!"

2) Two friends watch as a bird shits on their nemesis, and the splatter of the fecal matter actually spells the letter L on his head. The friends look at each other in amazement and remark, "Urnent!"

by lachrymal December 11, 2007

social-unrest media

A term to describe the use of Facebook and Twitter in the Arab world.

Social-unrest media is a useful tool for protesters to organize themselves.

by Rico2112 March 4, 2011

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

Unrestricted submarine warfare

A replacement for "I love you"

Woman: Say those three magic words!
Man: Unrestricted submarine warfare

by paninipenis December 1, 2021