by totally_coolDude June 5, 2018
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Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...
by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013
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The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.
Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.
by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018
Get the Urbanal Sex mug.The art of male grooming of the 'forest' area. Although mainly by posh gentlemen, can sometimes apply to a 'lady' with quite a forest patch which needs to be 'deknotted' or tidied up.
I say old chap. One simply cannot make lunch today. One has a man coming round to help me with my Urban Forestry
by ShittierJokes September 13, 2017
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Your word wasnot published.
Next day. your word and definition is Word of the day, just posted by someone else.
Urban plagiarism.
Next day. your word and definition is Word of the day, just posted by someone else.
Urban plagiarism.
by HbBrisley July 9, 2020
Get the Urban plagiarism mug.When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.
Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -
"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"
A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -
"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"
A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.
by Cowboy_z71 February 26, 2010
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Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.
Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.
Peter: Damn right.
Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.
Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.
Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.
Peter: Damn right.
Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.
Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.
by Chuds McGee October 1, 2019
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