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UrbanDICKtionary 

the act of not publishing a cool definiton on a lame website.
urbanDICKtionary wont publish my awesome definition.

UrbanDICKtionary 

Those people who constantly bicker, whine, bitch, and moan about the Word of the Day.
"What a lame term. This is so stupid. UD has seriously been slacking."
"Shut up UrbanDICKtionary."
UrbanDICKtionary by not a d1ck August 3, 2008

urbandicktionary 

the place where all pussies and dicks gather for self praise of their own fucking self
I am going to urbandicktionary to write a self praise so that i can paste the fucking link on facebook

UrbanDICKtionary 

To go on urban dictionary as you wait for the Fashionably Late guests to arrive.
I pulled an UrbanDICKtionary to pass time a look at the tee shirt girls.
UrbanDICKtionary by tuffytoenails1 September 14, 2011

urban dickshonary is a dick 

URBAN DICTONARY neva puts my words in
urban dickshonary is a dick

urbanDICKshenaried 

Getting dicked over by the editors of urban dictionary, who in their "infinite wisdom" play God with submitters of good definitions which they block from their site.
Ahh shit. I got urbanDICKshenaried again! They sent me an email which said they weren't going to publish my kick ass definition. Instead they're accepting another "ballsy" one about "cute cuddly kittens." Whatever!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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