Urban Bitch

Someone who post urban dictionary definitions about someone that they loved because they've probably been pussy whipped.

Jack:Hey what are you doing?

Brad:Writing about how great Susie is on the urban dictionary.

Jack:Wow you're such an Urban Bitch

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

Urban Bitch Whipped

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.

Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitch

Dumb Bitches who go on urban dictionary and keep trying to add their own name, and the names of their dumb dickhead friends as definitions, followed by the name of a girl they hate, and finally what appears to be the names of their future baby daddies, whom they also appear to hate, but seemingly plan to trap into a relationship with a baby.

Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:

Lasheequa

A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.

Teneesha

A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.

Tyrone

A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.

"I'm trying to enjoy voting for new terms on Urban Dictionary but there are so many definitions by Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitches that the experience is rather infuriating."

by ExpertContributor September 16, 2018

urban ass bitch

a girl who looks like she shops at places like urban outfitters

"I started talking to this new girl"
"What does she look like?"
"She's an urban ass bitch"

by sandfromurban September 30, 2019

Urban Bitchionary

n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand

Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."

Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.

by Flamingrecorders July 24, 2012

urban bitches

Savvy city dwelling women who enjoy listening to stereotypically black music, such as rap and hip hop.

I will get like 74 urban bitches when i make my rap CD.

by Doctor gonzo January 9, 2006

Urban Bitchionary

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.

You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?

by RandomRubbishRick November 24, 2022