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Urban Bitch Whipped 

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.
Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped
Urban Bitch Whipped by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitch 

Dumb Bitches who go on urban dictionary and keep trying to add their own name, and the names of their dumb dickhead friends as definitions, followed by the name of a girl they hate, and finally what appears to be the names of their future baby daddies, whom they also appear to hate, but seemingly plan to trap into a relationship with a baby.

Example definitions from said Dumb Bitches:

Lasheequa

A really kind girl who is always there for her friends and is pretty and cares a lot for Monique and thinks Tyrone is so handsome who she saved from Teneesha.

Teneesha

A cold bitch who hates on everyone and has no friends because she never sticks around and is always trying to steal your man.

Tyrone

A really handsome guy who is always there for Lasheequa he gets in a temper sometimes and can be scary but really he has a caring heart.
"I'm trying to enjoy voting for new terms on Urban Dictionary but there are so many definitions by Dumb Urban Dictionary Bitches that the experience is rather infuriating."

urban ass bitch 

a girl who looks like she shops at places like urban outfitters
"I started talking to this new girl"
"What does she look like?"
"She's an urban ass bitch"
urban ass bitch by sandfromurban September 30, 2019

Urban Bitchionary 

n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand
Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."

Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.

urban bitches 

Savvy city dwelling women who enjoy listening to stereotypically black music, such as rap and hip hop.
I will get like 74 urban bitches when i make my rap CD.
urban bitches by Doctor gonzo January 9, 2006

Urban Bitchionary 

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.
You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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