“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as
well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.
“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’
m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the
fuck up, Catherine. If you’
re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”