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snobbish hound 

A dog,usually of the Irish Wolfhound breed. They are fed tumours, which lodge in their throat, causing them to fail to make any sound except grumbling guttural noises. Snobbish hounds appear to be smothered in tar and are commonly mistaken for toxic chemical spills. Their hind legs are nearly alway broken (should they be born with any) and they are bred by Captain BigglesWorth, the happy-go-lucky homeless millionaire with a knack for destroy anything he touches, physically, mentally and spiritually.
"Snobbish Hound,now don't swallow those canned tumours, if you do they'll become cancerous"-direct quote from Captain Bigglesworth
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Scobbishing 

To b unnecessarily hesitant or reluctant to do something beneficial for one self or another. Or to make flimsy excuses for something.
Stop scobbishing around n get to work.
Stop scobbishing and give me ur number
Scobbishing by King_Joey August 4, 2018

snoobish 

noun.

1. a dick who is a slave to the mouse

2. a hairy creature, from the darkest depths of hell

3. a nice guy, who shouldn't have given his brother-in-law access to his laptop
"Hey, where is Chris today?"

"He's probably at Disney World, slaving away for the mouse...Stupid, snoobish."
snoobish by cuddleber November 3, 2013