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unvestment

The opposite of making an investment. Often realized as such when looking back in hindsight.

When you gain a short term goal by wasting long term prospects.
- turns out buying that 50,000 dollar sports car was a huge unvestment.
unvestment by Shaggo April 2, 2012

UNDASTANDIN 

A WORD USED FOR SOMETHING THAT ONCE YOU'VE DONE IT, SAID IT, USED IT, YOU HAVE TOTAL UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THE SITUATION AT HAD!

SEX, LIQUOR, FOOD, STUDYING, BOOKS, TV....
I GAVE HIM SOME OF THIS UNDERSTANDIN, AND HIS WHOLE ATTITUDE CHANGED.
I WAS WATCH'N SOME UNDASTANDIN ON THE BIO CHANNEL, NOW I KNOW WHAT WHAT THE BLACK PANTHERS WAS ALL ABOUT.

I NEED SOME OF THAT UNDASTANDIN, SO I CAN THINK STRAIGHT!
UNDASTANDIN by Sherriloveiam September 24, 2011

Uncastrated 

Any male, living creature, whose testicles remain intact.
i am an uncastrated male.
Uncastrated by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019

Unvestigate 

Verb. To perform cursory or fake/fraudulent research, typically with a predetermined conclusion.
The FBI unvestigated Hillary Clinton's alleged mishandling of classified information, finding no violations.
Unvestigate by RK_catfish February 22, 2018
in no way resembling Italian pasta whatsoever
That gluten free spaghetti marinara was about the most unpasta thing I've ever eaten.
unpasta by Alicore July 28, 2014
'Why where did that untasic mole u have on your face come from?' Untastic can be defined as a word used for describing an unfavourable object or situation.
Untastic by Bork76x July 19, 2015
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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