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Untoasted Toast

Untoasted toast is toast that has been untoasted to toast but is untoasted toast. GET TOASTED
Me: Can i have some untoasted toast

Friend: sorry bro I only got toast

Untested 

A phrase used to describe electronic Ebay items that are in fact tested, but do not work. Used to absolve the seller of any blame for the item's shortcomings, and to allow the price of the item to be higher than the same item listed as broken. Effective on people new to Ebay, or too stupid to see through obvious scams.
Used copy of Mega Man X: $80.00 (Untested)

Untoasted toast

Technically bread. Fun to get on your friends nerves when you don’t call it bread though!
Me: Do you have untoasted toast?
Friends: ? You mean..... bread?
Me: No untoasted toast!
Friends: that’s what bread is
Me: Ok fruitcake
Friends: ARE YOU OK? WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?
Untoasted toast by ACFlameYT June 1, 2018

Untoasted Waffling 

When a girl doesn't wear underwear underneath her shorts/pants/skirts. (Girl version of Free balling)
Emily was untoasted waffling. Everyone could see that she wasn't wearing panties underneath her short shorts.
Untoasted Waffling by Byro1 July 1, 2011

untasteless 

Uno reversed tasteless, basicly tasteful.
So, Jack lives mediocre life, drinks and has untasteless style?
- You know, untasteless is actually uno reversed tasteleness.
Oh, fuck.
untasteless by miula March 28, 2021
What you do when you have been aggravated irritated agitated frustrated instigated for long period of time
Doug became untated when he had been pushed to the limit by the same group of assholes
untated by Huggie Dougie August 2, 2024