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A 4-piece boyband from the UK who finished in fourth place on their season of the X Factor. Their fans are called jcats and sometimes newer ones are referred to as 'bananas'. Comprised of Josh Cuthbert, George Shelley, Jamie 'JJ' Hamblett, and Jaymi Hensley.
Fan 1: Did you hear Union J's cover of Call Me Maybe?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was even better than the original!
Union J by unionwhat December 30, 2012
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A Union Jake-Off 

A group of male friends (preferably room mates) watch porn and toss together

No Blankets
No Women
No Shame

Tips:
-Eye contact is banned (would make it gay)
-Porn in question must be low quality
-Must describe the experience to a forum
We were having a union jake-off and mike almost copped some friendly fire in the back of the head
A Union Jake-Off by Greenggg October 22, 2008

Union Jake

(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.
I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.
Union Jake by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009

union jack 

England is represented by the flag of St. George
A red cross on a white ground

Scotland is represented by the flag of St. Andrew
a diagonal white cross on a blue background.

Ireland is represented by the flag of St. Patrick
a diagonal red cross on a white background

The Welsh dragon does not appear on the flag because when the first Union Flag was created in 1606, Wales was already united with England
Therefore Wales is represented by the English Flag
The "red Diagonal lines" are not from wales. Thats thought up ignorance by Gumba Gumba
union jack by Kung-Fu Jesus. September 13, 2004

Union Jack 

Commonly used but incorrect name for the Union Flag of the United Kingdom.

It should only be called the Union Jack when being flown at sea.

When flying from a flagpole on land "Union Flag"

When flying from part of a boat at sea "Union Jack"
Yank tourist "Ooooh look, the Union Jack".

Infinitely more intelligent Brit "Pillock, it's called the Union Flag".
Union Jack by Lord Leverhulme December 8, 2006

Union Jack 

Union Jack by Anonymous August 15, 2003

Union Jack 

1. The British flag.
2. Another name for masturbating(jacking off) in a group, such as in a circle jerk.
After helping to win the Revolutionary War, the 5 gay American soldiers celebrated by having a union jack on the Union Jack.

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Union Jack by Mark H June 11, 2006
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