Woman: sex me now, please.
dude: no thank you I am unhorny and would not like to partake in sexual intercourse with you for I find you rather repulsive.

Unhorny by A Fake Fat Sunny January 23, 2021

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Unhorny

you can do this my playing video games with lots of violence.

Bob: uh oh im horny, unhorny time

5 seconds later

Bob: UNNRRRAAAAAAA, HOLY SHIT, I FUCKING LOVE DOOM

*METAL MUSIC 🎶🎶*

Bob: I HATE WOMEN, HAHAHAHGGAHAHAAGHAGAHAGAHA

Unhorny by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

unihorn

variant of the word unicorn... except unicorns dont have one(uni) corn... they have one horn..!

Look at the unihorn shitting sparkly opalessence!

unihorn by jaydeepoo December 30, 2004

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Unihorn

a type of hairStyle where only the front is put up into A perfect wide horn-like structure with a distinct point. Similar to a unicorn horn (where it got its naMe) but wider.

Hey how long did it take you to make that Unihorn.

Unihorn by The Unihorn inventor May 4, 2011

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Unihorn

unihorn (noun) meaning long in the middle

l LIKE UNIHORNS, wait I AM UNIHORN.....WHEE

Unihorn by Mistyfountain69 February 3, 2017

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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