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Unihorn
a type of hairStyle where only the front is put up into A perfect wide horn-like structure with a distinct point. Similar to a unicorn horn (where it got its naMe) but wider.
Unihorn by The Unihorn inventor May 4, 2011
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unihorn • Unihorny • unicorn • Unicorned • unicorn horn • unicorn blood • Unicorn Poop • unicorn sex • Unicorn Tears • unicorn girl
Unihorn
Unihorn by Mistyfountain69 February 3, 2017
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unihorn by carolineishawt12 March 9, 2009
unicorn fart in the wind
noun
1. an undeveloped idea
2. an idea that is not grounded in reality
3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition
4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
1. an undeveloped idea
2. an idea that is not grounded in reality
3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition
4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.
unicorn fart in the wind by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022
Lavender Unicorn Syndrome
Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."
Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.
Lavender Unicorn Syndrome by VannerWriter November 20, 2011
Dick Battling Space Unicorn
Dick Battling Space Unicorn by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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