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Unicorny 

The universal language of ex-hippy moms, especially those who may or may not have been in a Christian Folk band that one time.
Kelly's mom kept going on about lemons-into-lemonade today. And then she mentioned synchronicity? She is so unicorny.
Unicorny by modinkpeeb May 26, 2011

Unicorny 

When a homosexual makes a bad joke or causes awkward situations.
"Your gay friend kept trying to hold my hand last night."

"Yeah he can be a little unicorny sometimes."
Unicorny by EmperorSack May 13, 2009
Something that is corny but performs that in an unique and innovative manner, something to be admired within its own right.
"Dude, have you seen David's new battle jacket? That's shit's unicorny
Unicorny by theJuuJ January 29, 2026

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world
Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome 

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.
"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.
A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.