Behaviour uncharacteristic of a geisha - esp. vulgar, undisciplined behaviour that leads to sex with strangers.
"Please promise me you will not dally with that ungeishalike woman. She is clearly trying to seduce you."
"I must confess - I behaved in a most ungeishalike fashion last night, flirting vulgarly with a man I just met at a pub."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'