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Used when referring to a mishap while speaking ,writing or texting in the English language.
Statement: I really don't like pleanes bcoz I hov motion sickness
Reply:haha nice unglish man
Unglish by MrMoody098 September 18, 2021

urgleshmittenheimer 

A slang remark made under one's breath to threaten the placement of one's genitalia. Urgleshmittenheimer, once a vigilante surgeon in Bendorf, Germany was rumored to remove the genitals of people with abnormally large feet and reattach them to their face. This name is now used throughout Germany as an idle threat.
Urgleshmittenheimer!

Josh Unglesby Jesus 

Josh Jesus is the biggest man whore alive but you have to love him.
He is so sweet and nice and hot in such an odd way.
When I see him I get lost in his eyes and I regret the fact that I ever doubted
the person he is.
He is the most amazing guy, any girl would be lucky to have him.
He is also a huge asshole, but he is Jesus.
I hate the fact that I'm still so in love with you.
You deserve to be happy no matter what.
when your uncle owns a large company.
My father works at my ungles.
ungles by Jack Fisher April 20, 2008

urgleshmurgle 

i don't even know and i don't even care.

This statement urgleshmurgle is only to be used when in extreme situations of : a. boredom, b. anxiety, c. utter kerfuffle. It can also be accompanied by the phrases "i don't know" or "i don't care" because they are similar, and it is not repetitive.
Joe: When is the math test?

Susan: *urgleshmurgle* i don't even care.
urgleshmurgle by Auggie Drew January 1, 2012
A big mouthed fuckwit !!!!
No morals and a jezza Kyle Xmas two part special !!!!!
Oh dear it’s ungless day ( April the 1st) .
ungless by Donkey chucker May 21, 2018