A slang remark made under one's breath to threaten the placement of one's genitalia. Urgleshmittenheimer, once a vigilante surgeon in Bendorf, Germany was rumored to remove the genitals of people with abnormally large feet and reattach them to their face. This name is now used throughout Germany as an idle threat.

Urgleshmittenheimer!

urgleshmittenheimer by Rudy Steinbach May 28, 2011

Josh Unglesby Jesus

Josh Jesus is the biggest man whore alive but you have to love him.
He is so sweet and nice and hot in such an odd way.
When I see him I get lost in his eyes and I regret the fact that I ever doubted
the person he is.
He is the most amazing guy, any girl would be lucky to have him.
He is also a huge asshole, but he is Jesus.
I hate the fact that I'm still so in love with you.
You deserve to be happy no matter what.

Josh Unglesby Jesus I am in love with you and I don't know why!

Josh Unglesby Jesus by FranklinFalconsFTW March 29, 2009

ungles

when your uncle owns a large company.

My father works at my ungles.

ungles by Jack Fisher April 20, 2008

urgleshmurgle

i don't even know and i don't even care.

This statement urgleshmurgle is only to be used when in extreme situations of : a. boredom, b. anxiety, c. utter kerfuffle. It can also be accompanied by the phrases "i don't know" or "i don't care" because they are similar, and it is not repetitive.

Joe: When is the math test?

Susan: *urgleshmurgle* i don't even care.

urgleshmurgle by Auggie Drew January 1, 2012

ungless

A big mouthed fuckwit !!!!
No morals and a jezza Kyle Xmas two part special !!!!!

Oh dear it’s ungless day ( April the 1st) .

ungless by Donkey chucker May 21, 2018

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026