When a male has intercourse with another male from the same species, butt (pun intended) has an accident halfway through. (Explosive diarrhea)
Zoezabi: "Oh, that feels good."
Ricky: "Oh wait a second, I had spicy food earlier. Do you want to stop?"
Zoezabi: "No, let's keep on bumping unglies."
Ricky: "You're gonna get one hell of a kidney infection!"
Zoezabi: "That's alright, baby. I love my kidneys."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!