unflappable 

Someone who is not easily disturbed or deterred, and will typically excel under pressure/have calmness in a crisis.

The college scout knew she was unflappable when she kept her composure, and lead the team to victory in the final seconds of the big game.

unflappable by PRLB July 22, 2016

unflappable 

Dave Flournoy.

I hit Dave Flournoy, and he kept singing to the birds. They flapped away, but he was unflappable.

unflappable by sinking_ship March 6, 2017

unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

untrappable 

UnTrappable: adj. Unable to be trapped. a spry, cunning, fox-like human being possessing the ability to think quickly and 'MacGyver' their way out of heightened and treacherous circumstances. Commonly used to describe those with impeccable Escape Room success records. Also used to describe those that are unbeatable, invincible, and those that cannot be trapped. Etymology is often traced to Trapology Boston in Boston, Massachusetts.

"Bro, that guy's wicked #UnTrappable. He got outta that escape room in, like, 32 minutes. He's like Brady in the pocket, bro."

untrappable by untrappablerusty September 16, 2018

unfwappable 

A person so unatractive it is impossible to masturbate to them; even the thought of them puts you out of the mood.

I wanted to procrasterbate until I came across a picture of Ann Coulter, who is so unfwappable that my penis burst into flames.

unfwappable by Balls Out 64 March 7, 2010

untappable 

A girl that is too ugly to tap. Its like saying I cant tap dat.

The untappables came out when I was walking down the street with my peoples. They tried to talk dirty so I ran.

untappable by Papoosenigga January 12, 2007

Untappable 

(noun). A prostitute who is in some way deformed to a degree where he/she can no longer be considered attractive and no longer has any clients.

GUY: "Man, that hooker working the corner is one ugly bitch!"
FRIEND: "Hell yeah, she's a total untappable!"

Untappable by Untappable69 April 14, 2010