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A person so unatractive it is impossible to masturbate to them; even the thought of them puts you out of the mood.

I wanted to procrasterbate until I came across a picture of Ann Coulter, who is so unfwappable that my penis burst into flames.

unfwappable by Balls Out 64 March 7, 2010

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unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.

Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.

unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

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unflappable

Someone who is not easily disturbed or deterred, and will typically excel under pressure/have calmness in a crisis.

The college scout knew she was unflappable when she kept her composure, and lead the team to victory in the final seconds of the big game.

unflappable by PRLB July 22, 2016

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untrappable

UnTrappable: adj. Unable to be trapped. a spry, cunning, fox-like human being possessing the ability to think quickly and 'MacGyver' their way out of heightened and treacherous circumstances. Commonly used to describe those with impeccable Escape Room success records. Also used to describe those that are unbeatable, invincible, and those that cannot be trapped. Etymology is often traced to Trapology Boston in Boston, Massachusetts.

"Bro, that guy's wicked #UnTrappable. He got outta that escape room in, like, 32 minutes. He's like Brady in the pocket, bro."

untrappable by untrappablerusty September 16, 2018

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untappable

A girl that is too ugly to tap. Its like saying I cant tap dat.

The untappables came out when I was walking down the street with my peoples. They tried to talk dirty so I ran.

untappable by Papoosenigga January 12, 2007

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Untappable

(noun). A prostitute who is in some way deformed to a degree where he/she can no longer be considered attractive and no longer has any clients.

GUY: "Man, that hooker working the corner is one ugly bitch!"
FRIEND: "Hell yeah, she's a total untappable!"

Untappable by Untappable69 April 14, 2010

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unrappable

Any word that can't be rapped !

To be used as a verb

Man 1 : yo man , wassup ? What's ya name homie ?
man 2: I am Terrance man .
Man 1: so you are t to the e to the r to the ance ! Shit man your name is unrappable !

unrappable by DxDiag May 8, 2013

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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