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unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.
Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.
unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

unflappable 

Someone who is not easily disturbed or deterred, and will typically excel under pressure/have calmness in a crisis.
The college scout knew she was unflappable when she kept her composure, and lead the team to victory in the final seconds of the big game.
unflappable by PRLB July 22, 2016

unfadeable

That which is unstoppable -- particularly one that cannot be compared to.
That dude Heavy D up in the 5 and dime is truly unfadeable. Fo shizo.
unfadeable by oaktown June 10, 2003

Unwallable

When you want to post something on someone's Facebook wall, but the fact that the information concerns someone else who might see deems the information un-postable on the wall, therefore unwallable.
Person 1: Dude that is HILARIOUS I need to put that on Vicky's wall
Person 2: Dude it's unwallable, Sasha's friends with her on Facebook
Person 1: Dude you're so right, close call!
Unwallable by PikachuCostumeWearer September 4, 2011

unfwappable 

A person so unatractive it is impossible to masturbate to them; even the thought of them puts you out of the mood.
I wanted to procrasterbate until I came across a picture of Ann Coulter, who is so unfwappable that my penis burst into flames.
unfwappable by Balls Out 64 March 7, 2010

untappable 

A girl that is too ugly to tap. Its like saying I cant tap dat.
The untappables came out when I was walking down the street with my peoples. They tried to talk dirty so I ran.
untappable by Papoosenigga January 12, 2007