Underpants Captain

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In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.

Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.

Underpants Captain by VivaLaHST April 26, 2012

Words you can keep

Captain Underpants

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

Captain Underpants by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

Captain Underpants

The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.

Chad: "Damn. I wish I was Captain Underpants

Captain Underpants by Stupid Af June 20, 2021

Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

Captain Underpants by TheKewlestKatAround July 30, 2015

captain underpants

a mild mannor high school principle, but when you snap your fingers he sheds his clothes, (minus underwear)to save the day. He was created by the author Dav Pilkey. captain underpants has numbious childrens books written about him.

captain underpants just gave that bad guy a wedgie.
your so cool your like captain underpants

captain underpants by Vince Villella May 30, 2006

Captain Underpants

The fearless sergeant at the Battle of Gettysburg, who single-handedly vanquished the entire Confederate army in one swift fart. Unfortunately, he was killed in battle, and is still remembered to this day as the nudest hero of the Civil War. He was buried in his own soil in Piqua, Ohio.

David: I just read about the one and only Captain Underpants.
Jake: He was such a great man.
Both: Amen

Captain Underpants by Ezyman07 April 17, 2018

Captain Underpants

some crazy ass bitch and cluster fuck of a nude booty head

Captain Underpants: TRA LALALALAAAAH

Captain Underpants by Kitty1017 March 12, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026