Underpants Captain

In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.

Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.

Underpants Captain by VivaLaHST April 26, 2012

Captain Underpants 

Greatest superhero ever. Created by Dav Pilkey.

Captain Underpants says "Tra la laaaaa!

Captain Underpants by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003

Captain Underpants 

The most fucking sexy superhero ever. Wears underwear, screams TRA LA LA LA LA, can leap tall buildings without a wedgie, and wears a red blanket. In just a snap, he can turn from me in 30 years, to the man that all the girls will lay. He is truly the shit. He also has some little bitches named George and Harold who think that they can still his fame, but they're both wrong. He will go down in comic book history as the fucking hottest bald fatboy flying underwear-wearing caped chad superhero ever.

Chad: "Damn. I wish I was Captain Underpants

Captain Underpants by Stupid Af June 20, 2021

Captain Underpants 

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

Captain Underpants by TheKewlestKatAround July 30, 2015

captain underpants 

a mild mannor high school principle, but when you snap your fingers he sheds his clothes, (minus underwear)to save the day. He was created by the author Dav Pilkey. captain underpants has numbious childrens books written about him.

captain underpants just gave that bad guy a wedgie.
your so cool your like captain underpants

captain underpants by Vince Villella May 30, 2006

Captain Underpants 

The fearless sergeant at the Battle of Gettysburg, who single-handedly vanquished the entire Confederate army in one swift fart. Unfortunately, he was killed in battle, and is still remembered to this day as the nudest hero of the Civil War. He was buried in his own soil in Piqua, Ohio.

David: I just read about the one and only Captain Underpants.
Jake: He was such a great man.
Both: Amen

Captain Underpants by Ezyman07 April 17, 2018

Captain Underpants 

some crazy ass bitch and cluster fuck of a nude booty head

Captain Underpants: TRA LALALALAAAAH

Captain Underpants by Kitty1017 March 12, 2010