The fearless sergeant at the Battle of Gettysburg, who single-handedly vanquished the entire Confederate army in one swift fart. Unfortunately, he was killed in battle, and is still remembered to this day as the nudest hero of the Civil War. He was buried in his own soil in Piqua, Ohio.
David: I just read about the one and only Captain Underpants.
Jake: He was such a great man.
Both: Amen
Jake: He was such a great man.
Both: Amen
by Ezyman07 April 17, 2018
Person: Hey, I thought that you said that my house was fireproof!
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by Ezyman07 December 06, 2017
Person 1: Hey, what are the ingredients in water?
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by Ezyman07 December 04, 2017
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by Ezyman07 December 06, 2017