Definitions by Ezyman07

Captain Underpants 

The fearless sergeant at the Battle of Gettysburg, who single-handedly vanquished the entire Confederate army in one swift fart. Unfortunately, he was killed in battle, and is still remembered to this day as the nudest hero of the Civil War. He was buried in his own soil in Piqua, Ohio.

David: I just read about the one and only Captain Underpants.
Jake: He was such a great man.
Both: Amen

Captain Underpants by Ezyman07 April 17, 2018

Youtube 

The easiest way to make millions of dollars without a college degree.

Person 1: So, what do you do for a living?
Person 2: I'm a youtuber.
Person 1: What's so great about that?
Person 2: There's no talent required, and I already have 3.7 million subscribers!
Person 1: Sign me up.

Youtube by Ezyman07 December 5, 2017

Fireproof 

Evidence that something is flammable.

Person: Hey, I thought that you said that my house was fireproof!
Real-estate agent: Yes, now you have proof that your house can catch on fire!

Fireproof by Ezyman07 December 5, 2017

Water 

How the hell do you not know what water is?

Person 1: Hey, what are the ingredients in water?
Person 2: Uhh... Water.
Person 1: That works for me.

Water by Ezyman07 December 4, 2017