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The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.
I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.
Uncling by DjDreM August 21, 2011

Unclelingus 

When you sleep over at your cousin’s house and wake up during the night to find your uncle performing cunnilingus on you.
I feel so dirty this morning. A little unclelingus will do it every time.
Unclelingus by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2018

unchling 

A vile, horrendous little creature or genital that is a menace to society at large.
I tried to dispose of that awful animal but like a bad rash, the unchling came back.
unchling by Unchling January 20, 2022

Linguistic Upcycling 

Using an AI chat bot like ChatGPT to rewrite what you want to say so you sound smarter.
Thanks to Linguistic Upcycling, every time I ask a question in a meeting, I sound really smart.

upcycling 

The practice of converting waste materials into products of greater value.
By upcycling, the contractor took a junked Boeing 747 and created a home for a client.
upcycling by PittCaleb January 5, 2009

upcycling 

Making crap out of garbage. Just like Martha Stewart used to, but "original" and more pretentious.
Examples of upcycling:

Earring made of Christmas lights.
Painting empty liquor bottles and calling them vases.
Purses made out of soda can pop tabs.
Putting your baby pictures in beer caps.
upcycling by IDKWhatIIsDoin March 7, 2014