A word to describe the act of unconsciously staring off into space while being semi-present. May appear odd to others but now there is a word to describe exactly what you were doing.
Jack: Bro what are you doing
Julia: sorry I was unching
Jack: what does that even mean
Kia: how do you not know what unching is I thought you were supposed to be a nerd Jack: I am a nerd *mc witch sounds*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'