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unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.
Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.
unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009

Unpoppable 

A female virgin that will NOT allow you to penetrate her vagina. NEVER EVER!
Guy !: Man I was tryin to get wif that chick at the party last night. But she jus wuldnt giv me sum.

Guy 2: Dude, evryone knows that chick unpoppable.

Guy 1: Dammit!
Unpoppable by That_Guyy March 18, 2010

Uncuckable 

Sharon tried to fuck her boyfriends best friend in from him but since Phillip is blind he is uncuckable.
Uncuckable by BallsMahoney75 February 27, 2019

uncumable 

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"
uncumable by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

uncuffable 

She is uncuffable, always homie hopping.
uncuffable by Godschild301 October 14, 2016

untappable 

A girl that is too ugly to tap. Its like saying I cant tap dat.
The untappables came out when I was walking down the street with my peoples. They tried to talk dirty so I ran.
untappable by Papoosenigga January 12, 2007