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uncumable 

When one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of ass-tappery, unable to cum despite trying incessantly.

One of the two different categories of whiskey dick, one a dysfunctional penis, the other, and overly functional dick.
"Dude she thinks I'm a god of the dick, I was uncumable"
uncumable by Nate Froggy Frogg September 23, 2011

unjumpable 

Means "unable to be jumped." Used by fools that cannot use proper grammar.
The 100 foot high wall was unjumpable.
unjumpable by Justin Kramer January 7, 2008

Unbunkable 

Someone or Something cannot be proven wrong in an argument. For Example: You're having a debate with friend and they say your wrong and they try to "debunk" "meaning expose the falseness" they can't do it because your right in the topic and you usually debunked them in the debate. It basically means you can't be proven wrong. You can only use this term when you usually win arguments and have a good record like 20-3 in argument. Word was Created by Micaiah using the Words "Unable" and "Debunk"
You can't prove me wrong I am Unbunkable. You didn't win the argument you lost Im Unbunkable
Unbunkable by Kairath December 17, 2020

Uncummable

When you're trying to make someone cum and you're doing everything that you can and using every trick in the book and they just can't/won't cum
I went down on a chick for two fucking hours and she just didn't cum.

She's "Uncummable"
Uncummable by Trucky Pup January 28, 2017

UNBURNABLE DICTIONARY 

The Urban Dictionary as a whole. Has no hard copy cuz you cant burn a dictionary if its not a book...
Him:What's book with definitions you cant burn?
Her: ............
Him:The Urban Dictionary, you cant burn it!
Her: ..... The UNBURNABLE DICTIONARY?, huh.........
UNBURNABLE DICTIONARY by GMAN679 August 12, 2021

unbuyable 

That which can't be redeemed with your william.
"That which truly makes us happy is unbuyable."
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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