Uncle Woody

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.
Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.
by TheMaskedMarvel February 01, 2010
mugGet the Uncle Woodymug.

uncle woody

when a man gets an erection and gets sexually excited.
"O crap, uncle woody is visiting this morning"
mugGet the uncle woodymug.