Definitions by TheMaskedMarvel

Backdoor Betty 

A girl that enjoys anal sex, sometimes even over vaginal sex. This is usually a secret preference, and not advertised by the girl, to avoid jokes and to protect her "reputation" as a "nice" girl.

She'll never admit it, but I've heard that she's a Backdoor Betty!

Backdoor Betty by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010

Uncle Woody 

A creepy guy, reminiscent of Woody Allen, who takes much too much interest in hugging, playing with, and taking nude pictures of, small children. Especially a family member who has these tendencies. The ultimate example of this is marrying your almost-adopted foster child who you photographed nude for several years.

Oh look, if it isn't Uncle Woody. Hide the kids.

Uncle Woody by TheMaskedMarvel February 1, 2010