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Uncle’d

“So picture this, Rez, 2022, you meet a good looking Indigenous uncle (non-relation), and you say like ‘Hey, I think I’d like to give him a lil bit of my Canadian Beaver (Womblands can be also used interchangeably)’, so y’all have relations (seggs, the dirty, the horizontal mambo), and Uncle’s more like a hit it and quit it one time type of guy, that means YOU JUST GOT UNCLE’D”

Uncle (non relation), just gave it to you real deadly, and you become obsessed, you want a relationship, but Uncle likes sampling the buffet table
“Hohh she just got Uncle’d real deadly
“He just Uncle’d her right in the womblands and bounced out
by Auntie Deadly June 18, 2022
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Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.
That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"
by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017
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Uncle Timmy'd

When someone is the victim of anonymous, fictitious allegations online that are contrary to their known personality and it results in invitations and Honors being retracted.

The "Uncle Timmy" incident was the start of the SJW push to de-platform non-liberals from conventions.

Usually used against someone who is not liberal.

Usually used against someone for something said/written that is perfectly appropriate when said by someone on the left.
"Hey, what happened to the Fan Guest of Honor? I heard Uncle Timmy was going to be here. He's helped so many authors that I wanted to meet him!"
"Well, someone took exception to a joke he printed that someone else submitted, so they uninvited him."
"Wow, so Uncle Timmy got "Uncle Timmy'd?"
"Yup"
by Skua September June 18, 2018
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uncle jeff’d

The act of secretly yet abundantly refilling someone's cup, wine glass, or mug with alcohol.
At Thanksgiving last year, my cousin uncle Jeff’d me last night and now, I have the worst hangover ever.
by Not Karissa August 26, 2018
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Uncle Guy'd

When you have lived with a certain individual for so long that you believe they can do no wrong and have succumbed to their nefarious ways.
Aunt Mary is blind to her husbands gross behavior...she has been uncle guy'd!
by soso7 June 16, 2021
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Uncle James’d

When you eat her pussy, after several of your friends came in her.
She got Uncle James’d , after the boys pulled a train on her.
by James Gresham December 3, 2023
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Uncle Jimmie'd

To be violently mauled with a spoon.
I heard Fred got uncle Jimmie'd at Denny's last week.
by Squawkinator July 30, 2024
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