uniblumpkin 

Sitting on the can and wanna suck your own dick. But you can’t reach it so your start cycling your legs to try and get it closer. While emptying your bowels.

I was looking for a blumpkin but couldn’t find one. so I made my own uniblumpkin.

uniblumpkin by The coast October 15, 2022

Unblumpkin 

Receiving a rimjob while taking a piss.

Blumpkins are fine but don't have to poop. However, I do have to pee so how does an unblumpkin sound?

Unblumpkin by Manpei November 24, 2021