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Unfocused Procrastinator
What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.
Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Unfocused Procrastinator by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024
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Unhoused
PC term for hobo/drifter/vagrant.
People who say this think that by substituting the word “Homeless” they being more compassionate when referring to bums on the street, when in fact they’re just using a word that’s synonymous with the one they’re avoiding.
People who say this think that by substituting the word “Homeless” they being more compassionate when referring to bums on the street, when in fact they’re just using a word that’s synonymous with the one they’re avoiding.
Person 1: The homeless people over there pitched a tent in the middle of a community park and proceeded to verbally harass passersby and defecate in the water fountain. How much longer before someone calls the po-po on their ass?
Person 2: Don’t you mean unhoused folks?
Person 2: Don’t you mean unhoused folks?
Unhoused by Barbara Streisand October 2, 2023
Unfocus
Unfocusable
Unfocusable by Wall-E 305 April 21, 2009
Unfocusness
The driver's unfocusness resulted in him not seeing the oncoming vehcile that was skidding towards him.
Unfocusness by The Canadian Brit November 2, 2011
school unfocus syndrome
The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.
During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!
school unfocus syndrome by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026