Unfocusable 

The act of not being able to focus or concentrate.

Sh*t, I think my girls pregnate and now I in a unfocusable state of being

Unfocusable by Wall-E 305 April 21, 2009

unousable 

(adv.) any electronic equipment that is inexplicably not working, but the problem can usually be attributed to user error

The TV is unousable again. I think I sat on the remote and it did something to the settings.

unousable by isatontheremote August 13, 2010

Unexcusable

If you say that something is unexcusable, you are emphasizing that it cannot be justified or tolerated because it is extremely bad.

The earliest known use of the adjective unexcusable is in the Middle English period (1150—1500). OED's earliest evidence for unexcusable is from around 1384, in Bible (Wycliffite, early version).
unexcusable is formed within English, by derivation.
Etymons: un- prefix1 1b, excusable adj.

Your actions were unexcusable. He said the killing of innocent people was unexcusable.

Unexcusable by C-title November 17, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004