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Unfocused Procrastinator 

What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.
Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:

Unhoused 

PC term for hobo/drifter/vagrant.

People who say this think that by substituting the word “Homeless” they being more compassionate when referring to bums on the street, when in fact they’re just using a word that’s synonymous with the one they’re avoiding.
Person 1: The homeless people over there pitched a tent in the middle of a community park and proceeded to verbally harass passersby and defecate in the water fountain. How much longer before someone calls the po-po on their ass?
Person 2: Don’t you mean unhoused folks?
Unhoused by Barbara Streisand October 2, 2023
To make or become blurry
My eyes suddenly became unfocused, and I could see nothing.
Unfocus by Karl April 12, 2003

Unfocusable 

The act of not being able to focus or concentrate.
Sh*t, I think my girls pregnate and now I in a unfocusable state of being
Unfocusable by Wall-E 305 April 21, 2009

Unfocusness 

The driver's unfocusness resulted in him not seeing the oncoming vehcile that was skidding towards him.
Unfocusness by The Canadian Brit November 2, 2011

school unfocus syndrome

The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.
During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!