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Unfocused Procrastinator
What you must be considering that you are searching for this instead of doing something more productive. Typically due to lack of focus and being easily distracted.
Mom: Dave, are you writing your essay?
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Dave: Umm...
Mom: (Examines what Dave is doing on his computer)
Dave! Why are you searching definitions on the Urban Dictionary instead of writing real words for your essay? You are such an unfocused procrastinator:
Unfocused Procrastinator by A Former Procrastinator April 18, 2024
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Unhoused
PC term for hobo/drifter/vagrant.
People who say this think that by substituting the word “Homeless” they being more compassionate when referring to bums on the street, when in fact they’re just using a word that’s synonymous with the one they’re avoiding.
People who say this think that by substituting the word “Homeless” they being more compassionate when referring to bums on the street, when in fact they’re just using a word that’s synonymous with the one they’re avoiding.
Person 1: The homeless people over there pitched a tent in the middle of a community park and proceeded to verbally harass passersby and defecate in the water fountain. How much longer before someone calls the po-po on their ass?
Person 2: Don’t you mean unhoused folks?
Person 2: Don’t you mean unhoused folks?
Unhoused by Barbara Streisand October 2, 2023
Unfocus
Unfocusable
Unfocusable by Wall-E 305 April 21, 2009
Unfocusness
The driver's unfocusness resulted in him not seeing the oncoming vehcile that was skidding towards him.
Unfocusness by The Canadian Brit November 2, 2011
school unfocus syndrome
The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.
During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!
school unfocus syndrome by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
Cracked
Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
Word of the Day on November 14, 2026
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026