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Umtsa Umtsa 

Umtsa Umtsa, is an Israely slang for the base of the trance. (The booms).
It also meens stake in hebrew (Umtsa).
Shit faced dude: Bahh I am stoned!
Seconed frog: Oh, This Umtsa Umtsa rocks!
Jeasus: I am stoned like a mofo!
Tree: Leat me sleep!
Umtsa Umtsa by Axiom May 17, 2006
Words you can keep
An acronym standing for the University of Texas at San Antonio. One of the nine branches, consisting of two campuses. Academics and sports are typically underestimated by idiots like the fag in Ox. Woods above.
You go to UTSA? Our team is about to get wrecked by you guys.
UTSA by LegendZOfSin October 20, 2011
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Utsa Ray 

The Best type of human ever found in mankind. Her aura can fill the room with positive
energy, also doesn't entertain other's crap. Has
God complex at times, but if likes you gonna
make sit at the top of the world. But doesn't
usually like corny and fake people.
Person 1: Look she is coming, should we bow?
Person 2: Yes she a Utsa Ray, we should!
Utsa Ray by anonymous November 23, 2021
UTSA (The University of Texas at San Antonio) is a top national research institution in the country. Ranked 1st in Cyber Security and being a hub for Science and Technology in the heart of Texas it also boasts an amazing student life accompanied by Division 1 Athletics which includes the best college football startup in history.

UTSA is ranked one of the Top Universities under 50 by Times Higher Education, ranked among the top 100 universities in the United States and among the top 400 in the world according to the Times Higher Education World University Rankings as well. UTSA also ranks No. 75 among U.S. public academic institutions and No. 448 overall in its 2018 Best Global Universities rankings by US News And World Report. There are many more rankings but we do not have time to list them all.
I GOT INTO UTSA! Thank God, I thought I was going to have to settle for that shit school in San Marcos...Texas State.
UTSA by afellowtexan December 17, 2018
Beauty, smart, witty. Umta is a beautiful soul & mind. Most nicest human beings are ones that are named umta. Long hair beautiful smile extremely knowledgeable
Umta I love you
umta by Umti November 26, 2021
Umta is the girl you want in your life. She's the embodiment of the best human being. Beautiful beyond belief. Smart. And a complete badass. She'll always be there for you when you need her and she'll always try to be supportive of you.

Never take Umta for granted. You'll regret it looking back at your life because you'll realize you lost the best thing that happened to your life
I love Umta
umta by Umti November 26, 2021
1. Stands for University of Texas at San Antonio. It's a shitty commute school that is easy as hell and isn't even close to matching University of Texas at Austin. Has basically no sports and very little partying goes on here because just about everyone goes home to Houston or Austin on the weekends.
1. UTSA sucked pretty bad when I went there.
UTSA by Guy in Ox. Woods October 6, 2005
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