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Beauty, smart, witty. Umta is a beautiful soul & mind. Most nicest human beings are ones that are named umta. Long hair beautiful smile extremely knowledgeable
umta by Umti November 26, 2021
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Umta is the girl you want in your life. She's the embodiment of the best human being. Beautiful beyond belief. Smart. And a complete badass. She'll always be there for you when you need her and she'll always try to be supportive of you.

Never take Umta for granted. You'll regret it looking back at your life because you'll realize you lost the best thing that happened to your life
I love Umta
umta by Umti November 26, 2021
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Umtarget 

Walmart, as euphemized to liberal friends.
Q: hey, where did you get this rug?
A: Um... Target.

Umtarget!
Umtarget by brobison75 June 17, 2012
In the world of online gaming, Umtard refers to a retarded player that resorts to insults, rage quitting, clone killing (power-leveling), complaining, camping, hacking, glitching and being an asshole in general. The origin of this word spawns from the game Rush Team 2, where two players by the names of Umnika and MrUmni displayed all of the above characteristics to the extreme.
That guy is such an Umtard!

Stop complaining about lag you Umtard!
LOL! Look at that Umtard. He rage quit.
Umtard by Umnika March 5, 2017
To be so stupid you not just retarded. Your umtarded.
"He just tripped over a cordless phone. You have to be umtarded to do that"
Umtarded by MYA!! September 26, 2008
Crystal jumped on the ground and said "Woaaah its the ground!" Thats just umtardded
Umtardd by I'mAFreak. March 23, 2009
i suppose its gotta to be darren mason!!
he fits that description!!
um, tape um, tape
Umtape by engelbert November 6, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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