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umpalumpa gangbang 

The act of getting fucked by 4 or greater midgets none exceeeding 5 feet tall. whom are also dressed in suspenders have green dyed hair and have a shitty spray tan. (Snookie is one of these such creatures). for this to qualify as a Umpalumpa Gang-bang. there must also be an emo man watching you with a very emo haircut telling the umpalumpas they aren't slaves mmmmm chocolate. for further optional aspects of this act please see chocolate Umpalumpa gangbang.
Person 1: hey baby up for an Umpalumpa Gangbang?
Person 2: okay but we need four more people.

Person 1: I cant believe that fucking worked!!!
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Upalać sztrucla 

Wykorzystywać do granic mozliwosci stary samochod, np BMW e36 z 1991 roku
-Hej, co robisz
-Aaaa kur** jade z Piotrem upalać sztrucla
-Ty to masz życie stary
Upalać sztrucla by Kierzko February 9, 2022

umpalumpa 

an noun used to describe someone as a short fat person. it can also mean they wear a lot of makeup therefore looking like an umpalumpa. In addition it can mean your penis.
your a fucking umpalumpa, with that much make-up.
suck my umpalumpa.
umpalumpa by billybender February 22, 2009
Flowery, sweet, honest, innocent, Hardworking
This person is so utpala, she'll achieve greatness
Utpala by Brolyray August 4, 2019

umpapana 

Synonym for the word Goofy or to describe someone acting like a fool
Shut your umpapana ass up

Stop being a umpapana.
umpapana by ImMilk October 17, 2022

UmpaLumpaed 

when a person gets a overzealous, bad, orange spray tan.
Kami: I went to get a spray tan today.

Lalli: Do you look all hot and tan now?

Kami: I was umpaLumpaed.
UmpaLumpaed by Kamilicious March 5, 2010