by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010
I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).
by robharry March 23, 2011
The art of receiving a blowjob in the 69 position with the man on top and subsequently defecating on the performer's face. Related to the blumpkin supreme except ensuring that the fecal matter is promptly and accurately placed on the lucky recipients face.
by Stuart12345 April 09, 2007