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Ulrick

"Ulrick" is a well known curse word reffering to the ancient, useless sea creature known as "The Ulrick".

Ulrick is a rare fish species living in the Arctic Ocean(Mesopelagic - found 50-1100 meters down). The Ulrick is a poor hunter. It's survival is depending on the hard work of other cods or flatfishes.

The Ulrick spends its days getting high on seaweed, occasionally checking in with the others to create the illusion of actually doing something constructive.

The Ulrick comes off as a highly threatening creature, with big spikes on its back. Some of them are black as night with light organs in random places on their bodies.

The light organs of this sea animal create lights by using a chemical process called "confusianus". Confusianus erupts whenever the creature is confused about it's surroundings, usually after eating way to much seaweed.

For this reason, the Ulrick often comes of as a fucking strobelight, moving around in random directions, looking for other peoples food in order to supress its never ending munchies.

In reality, the Ulrick is sad, harmless creature on the verge of extinction.

The curse word "Ulrick" is mostly used out of frustration.
Damn it Marge! This Ulrick-computer is useless!
by mega2000 January 14, 2011
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A name attached to someone who used it here without " special.permissions Whoever said Lars Ulrich is " The Thing That Should Not Be" is gonna get fucked up fah sho. Like Varsity Moves fucked up. He is so Extra. See definition of " Lars Ulrich " . Tried to warn ya.....
"The Ulrick is a fucked up sea creature near death"

"Yo that guy in "Necronomicon" defs fah sho used "The Call Of Cthulu" in the cut suntin ' Feirce! Lars Ulrich gunna Fuck him UP! "

"The Satanic Bible says Leviathant is an Ulrick. Leviathant is Live As Fuck, nigga. They Both gonna fuc k yourshit up. Word ."
by Alysian9 September 27, 2018
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Ulricks tend to be know it alls, when they dont know nothing. They can be a real smartass at times, but on regular say basis a asshole would be the correct term. Also they tend to hurt the people they love with meaningless words .
Wow that guy is a total jerk!

Yea his name is ulrick
by lukescott March 30, 2015
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Ulrica is a very sensitive and soft person. She hardly ever shares her feelings because she doesnt know what people will think about her afterwards. She helps so many people with there problems but hardly ever thinks about hers. Shes a great friend to have and you know you can always count on her. She loves the ocean and such a good sportsmen. She is one of the best girlfriends you will ever get. Yes , she plays hard to get but at the end she is the best. She is very cute and really sexy in bed. If u have a Ulrica in your life. Keep her . She is the best ❤
Wow , Ulrica is so beautiful. I cant believe l have her in my life
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Ulrich is not your typical guy he has lots of layers that need to be uncovered. Just to mention a few he is sweet, loving, caring and very overprotective over those he care about. If you ever meet an Ulrich hold on to him tight because you will learn to grow on him and who knows he might be your happy ever after!!
Girl:Have you met Ulrich?
Girl(2):Not yet but I would like to his aura is just something of wonders
Girl:I've noticed that too!!Now I need to meet him too.
by ANYNOMOUS420 March 28, 2019
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1. Something you cruise to.
2. Driving music.
3. Good Shit.
A: "Woah man. What a drive; what was that mind-altering music we were listening to?"
B: "Ulrich Schnauss man, who else?"
by Polarix November 12, 2004
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oh my god the average is 7 but ulrich has an 8 inch penis
by my dick is only a little big October 29, 2018
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