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Ubertard
a person or comment that is beyond outrageous and stupid. Idiotic or ridiculous at a level surpassing anything else.
Differs from retarded as it is not a medical condition, but instead is just an idiotic, childish or other wise stupid comment or action by someone of otherwise "average" intelligence
Differs from retarded as it is not a medical condition, but instead is just an idiotic, childish or other wise stupid comment or action by someone of otherwise "average" intelligence
Yea, that was ubertarded
Ubertroll
Organised, systematic or calculated trolling.
Unlike a normal 'troll' where one attempts to instigate a response (typically negative) in a target audience (such as slagging off a given model of car, on the owners club forum for that model of car) ubertrolling takes it one step further by trolling those trolls.
The strength of an ubertroll can be on two fronts. Primarilly, an Ubertroll can be significantly more effective than a regular troll by more intelligently constructing a trolling post (either through previous research or by having multiple trolls responding) and can cause 'nerd rage' far more successfully.
Secondly, an ubertroll can use their powers to shut down a regular troll by agreeing with them using a tone that hints at sarcasm but doesn't attempt to belittle them. This can be extremely frustrating for a regular troll.
An Ubertroll is not normally spotted as quickly as a regular troll.
Unlike a normal 'troll' where one attempts to instigate a response (typically negative) in a target audience (such as slagging off a given model of car, on the owners club forum for that model of car) ubertrolling takes it one step further by trolling those trolls.
The strength of an ubertroll can be on two fronts. Primarilly, an Ubertroll can be significantly more effective than a regular troll by more intelligently constructing a trolling post (either through previous research or by having multiple trolls responding) and can cause 'nerd rage' far more successfully.
Secondly, an ubertroll can use their powers to shut down a regular troll by agreeing with them using a tone that hints at sarcasm but doesn't attempt to belittle them. This can be extremely frustrating for a regular troll.
An Ubertroll is not normally spotted as quickly as a regular troll.
(In context of a Honda Civic Owners forum, purely as an example)
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
The troll here is obviously trying to get Type-R owners worked up.
Ubertroll: "You're quite right they are all slow, most of us wish we had Ferarris."
The Ubertroll is trying to shut down the troll by removing the power from his statement.
Alternatively:
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
Ubertroll: "Well I've had a Type-R for a while and I agree it's really gutless"
The goal here is to further annoy the Civic owners forum. By seeing multiple people saying the same thing, a Type-R owner might be more inclined to get angry and reply.
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
The troll here is obviously trying to get Type-R owners worked up.
Ubertroll: "You're quite right they are all slow, most of us wish we had Ferarris."
The Ubertroll is trying to shut down the troll by removing the power from his statement.
Alternatively:
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
Ubertroll: "Well I've had a Type-R for a while and I agree it's really gutless"
The goal here is to further annoy the Civic owners forum. By seeing multiple people saying the same thing, a Type-R owner might be more inclined to get angry and reply.
UberTs
A hugely godly beastly young man. UberTs was or is said to have been created by god himself. In reality UberTs is a viking warrior godly figure who cannot be defeated in is ultimate form. UberTs has come to earth however in the form of a human mortal being and has decided to test himself at MMA. UberTs is from what we know to be 17-20 years of age. UberTs size is said to be unknown he is constantly changing form. Last we saw UberTs was dwarfing frank mir who is 6'3 260 pounds. UberTs is likely now 6'6 and 275 pounds of explosive lean muscle. UberTs could easily become much larger but he wants to compete in the UFC and needs to be able to make weight thus he decides to not become to Uber for that would make a weight cut hard or impossible if he got to Uber and it would blind mortal humans eyes. As they have never seen so much Uber.
UberTs- got the name because he is Uber from sherdoggers. And made frank mir and josh barnett look like children because he was to Alpha and Uber for them.
In short UberTs is a god in mortal form who posted a picture of himself next to frank mir on Sherdog and he made mir look like a child. UberTs size was so impressive the he was coined with the name "UberTs"
UberTs= huge kid from sherdog who in his picture makes frank mir look small.
UberTs is ripped and huge as hell and training mma. Most mma fighters would be wise at HW to duck him as he could cause the first fatality in the octagon if he so wished.
UberTs- got the name because he is Uber from sherdoggers. And made frank mir and josh barnett look like children because he was to Alpha and Uber for them.
In short UberTs is a god in mortal form who posted a picture of himself next to frank mir on Sherdog and he made mir look like a child. UberTs size was so impressive the he was coined with the name "UberTs"
UberTs= huge kid from sherdog who in his picture makes frank mir look small.
UberTs is ripped and huge as hell and training mma. Most mma fighters would be wise at HW to duck him as he could cause the first fatality in the octagon if he so wished.
on the 7th day god created UberTs, UberTs is said to have been raised by bears, When UberTs dies he goes to valhalla were he is king,
Guy 1: " is UberTs bigger than Ubereem"?
Guy 2: " UberTs is already more Uber than Ubereem he is naturally Uber!"
Guy 1: "mother of god! natural UberTs is a god"
Guy 2: "I know i know"
Guy 1: " is UberTs bigger than Ubereem"?
Guy 2: " UberTs is already more Uber than Ubereem he is naturally Uber!"
Guy 1: "mother of god! natural UberTs is a god"
Guy 2: "I know i know"
UberTs by Jacob stiffler January 2, 2012
Ubertoast
Ubertoast is essentially toast that is "better". It is like regular toast, but has been made into ubertoast thanks to a special toasting process known only by seven elderly Mongolian warriors living in Senegal.
Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"
Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"
NOOB: Gee, I really love toast! Hey, what's this "ubertoast"?
CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!
NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)
CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!
NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)
Ubertoast by Lordnecronus December 11, 2009