a person or comment that is beyond outrageous and stupid. Idiotic or ridiculous at a level surpassing anything else.
Differs from retarded as it is not a medical condition, but instead is just an idiotic, childish or other wise stupid comment or action by someone of otherwise "average" intelligence
Someone who, no matter if a ride/argument is smooth or bumpy, will give a generic answer to avoid confrontation.
Amy: Matt handed me the divorce papers, and didn't even complain.
Will: What do you mean?
Amy: He just said he's happy for me.
Will: Huh. I guess he's an Ubertarian after all.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.