2 definitions by Lordnecronus
Ubertoast is essentially toast that is "better". It is like regular toast, but has been made into ubertoast thanks to a special toasting process known only by seven elderly Mongolian warriors living in Senegal.
Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"
Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"
NOOB: Gee, I really love toast! Hey, what's this "ubertoast"?
CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!
NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)
CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!
NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)
by Lordnecronus December 11, 2009
1. Three evil bastards from the Ukrainian town of Dnepropetrovsk that killed 21 people.
2. Can also be used to refer to the viral video "3 Guys 1 Hammer", which shows one of the brutal, horrific murders in all its glory (if "glory" is the right word). It is a snuff video; DON'T EVER WATCH THE FUCKING THING, IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
2. Can also be used to refer to the viral video "3 Guys 1 Hammer", which shows one of the brutal, horrific murders in all its glory (if "glory" is the right word). It is a snuff video; DON'T EVER WATCH THE FUCKING THING, IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
1. The Dnepropetrovsk maniacs were sentenced to life imprisonment for their horrific crimes.
2.
PERSON 1: Hey, did you see 3 Guys 1 Hammer like I told you to? Great vid, huh?
PERSON 2: You fucking cunt! They killed that guy! For real!
2.
PERSON 1: Hey, did you see 3 Guys 1 Hammer like I told you to? Great vid, huh?
PERSON 2: You fucking cunt! They killed that guy! For real!
by Lordnecronus September 13, 2009