On New Years Eve, we ate, drank and were merry. And on our drive home we sang pirate shanties at the top of our lungs so we would ubertage Sandy's score.
When all your drunk friends pile into an Uber on your account and destroy your rating when they cuss, throw up in the car, and insult the driver.
Man Jeff threw up in my Uber ride last night and told the driver to fuck off and clean it up himself . I went from 5 stars to 2 stars and now I can't ever get picked up again. He Ubertaged me!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.