Ubertoast
Ubertoast is essentially toast that is "better". It is like regular toast, but has been made into ubertoast thanks to a special toasting process known only by seven elderly Mongolian warriors living in Senegal.
Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"
Due to its uber-ness, only a few people are capable of eating ubertoast; among these are Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Christopher Walken. The toast is also so uber that, when saying the word out loud, you must shout it, as in "UBERTOAST!!!"
NOOB: Gee, I really love toast! Hey, what's this "ubertoast"?
CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!
NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)
CHUCK NORRIS: It's not "ubertoast", it's "UBERTOAST!!!" And you're not powerful enough to eat the UBERTOAST!!!
NOOB: Oh yeah? Watch me!
(Noob eats the ubertoast and his head asplodes)
Ubertoast by Lordnecronus December 11, 2009